The People's Republic of Saoirse agus Rathunas is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 916 million Saoirse agus Rathunasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Átha Cliath. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saoirse agus Rathunasian economy, worth 96.1 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,941 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Saoirse agus Rathunas's national animal is the Irish Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saoirse agus Rathunas is ranked 102,853^rd in the world and 65^th in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,479.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.